While I was out running some errands, I stopped by the adult store to replace Old Faithful.

Everything ran smoothly, I found what I needed, paid, and waltzed out with bag in hand, yeah?

Well, there are a couple of guys on bikes pedaling along as I approach my car, and they stop

And they say hello

….They’re Mormons.

White shirt, name tag, the whole stereotypical shebang

Witnessing me waltzing out of a sexy shop with bag in hand.

Of course.

And, of course, they wanna do their thing

And ofc I’m nice and I listen and answer their questions (and I like chuck the bag in the car before the guy talking to me starts The Thing)

I felt like he was feeling some inner turmoil when I told him I teach Sunday school omf

Anyway he gave me his card and they left and I was dying on the inside juuuust a little!

But!!

I tested my shiny new plaything and I daresay it’ll do juuuuuust fine…<3

I’ve gotta go shopping for a new vibrator tomorrow!

My favorite one is biting the dust! :CCC

And none of the other ones I bought were ever as good as that one even though it’s cheap and plastic and see-through! So I’ve gotta replace it!

And I’m wearing pretty lingerie!! I’ll have to do a photoshoot for you~ <3<3<3

I got creative and mde myself another drink even though I had no wine on hand– so maybe, just maybe, drunk Jess is coming~?

I drank the last of my Hypnotiq and I feel so warm….

I bet my lips taste nice…<3