Hypno Short

mr-prism:

hypnofootfetishist:

arihi:

You sat there, eyes glazed, repeating given lines and mantras over and over again for who knows how long. Certainly not you. You didn’t even realize the passing of time as you sat there mindlessly repeating words you didn’t know you were saying.

You blinked. The light returned to your eyes. You faltered mid-sentence, unaware and unsure of what word was supposed to come next. Even though you had just been saying it. Even though you had been saying it for the last hour.

Your eyes flutter, they roll, your moment of confusion gone, as your thoughts dissipate, as you feel yourself sinking further into trance, as words begin to spill from your lips once more.

You
you good.

I love the ones that are nonfiction.

♡ soft asks ♡

purehtml:

honey: what’s your favorite memory you made this year? 
sunshine: 3 things you do to relax
rain: put your music on shuffle and give a 5 song playlist
lace: what’s your favorite piece of clothing?
flowers: what’s your favorite outdoor activity?
roses: what’s your favorite perfume or cologne?
sunsets: give 3 movie recommendations
blankets: what’s your night routine?
thunder: what’s your favorite instrument?
ink: favorite thing you’ve written?
heartbeat: who’s your best friend?
sunrise: kisses or hugs?
fairy lights: who was the last person you talked to?
sugar: what’s your favorite snack?
wind: what’s your favorite season?
trees: favorite thing about your hometown?
smiles: who do you go to for comfort?
skyline: the sun, the moon, or the stars?
lavender: what color do you find most calming? 

deeperforme:

friedcherryblossomprincess:

bannableoffense:

shamwowxl:

wine-dark-sea:

ilyasaurus:

randomfandomteacher:

indigopersei:

broitsablog:

wildeisms:

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,
if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitĂ©e”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

wow

@khatsha